I don’t normally write haikus or anything, and this one is lame as fuck, and i’m not pretending it’s not. but it just popped into my head, fully formed, and all metred right and stuff, so i think i’m not gonna risk incurring the wrath of ignoring my inner Master Yoshi by not splurging it out here, sorry.
plus i just had some real cheap nasty chilli sauce and the world is starting to pulse and twinkle a little bit like mushrooms. huh.
I’m not a monster
Because you loved me once, and
You’re not a monster
see? warned you. off now to be sick…