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Antarctic adventure: beginnings

On Friday 8th November, I’m flying to Rio where he will board a sailing ship bound for the Antarctic on a songwriting mission like no other, battling fierce storms, icebergs and randy penguins, armed only with some blank musical notepaper, a melodica and a pencil.

The plan is to take two months to sail down the Atlantic coasts of Brazil, Uruguay and Argentina, making the crossing from Cape Horn across Drake’s Passage to Antarctica sometime in December. Fingers crossed we get good weather, because we’re sailing the whole thing…

Iceberg by Uta Wollf (Wikimedia Commons, CC-BY-SA )
Iceberg by Uta Wollf (Wikimedia Commons, CC-BY-SA )

I’ll be writing as much music as I can manage in between taking watches on deck. Unlike my normal writing practice, I won’t be able to crack open a laptop and fire up GarageBand to record demos as I go; most of the time we’ll be without much spare power, and in any case I’m not taking my own laptop. Instead, I’ll be transcribing everything by hand onto notepaper, using a melodica (a small keyboard-cum-mouth organ you blow into) to check as I go.

The boat’s being crewed by the Adventure 2013 collective, most of whom know from volunteering with sail training charity OYT South. Now, this isn’t as hard as it was 400 years ago – I’m not going to pretend that – but many of the things we take for granted about sailing the the West, like 24/7 air-sea rescue, detailed forecasts and the RNLI, won’t be available. I also have no idea how much time and energy I’ll actually have spare for writing (we’ll be on watch every day), or even any energy (it’ll be summer in the Southern Hemisphere, but still regularly -5 or -10 degrees). Plus almost everything I write, I’ll have forgotten by the time I get back to London, so I’ll only have my transcribed notes to go on.

Will I return with an album of trancendental beauty? With an album about my crewmates’ washing habits? Will I return at all (really hope so)?

Who knows. But the first chapter in any travelogue is the leaving do, which will be at The Islington, London N1.

Free entry, music all night and Lonely Joe Parker, live with band. See you there shipmates!


http://www.adventure2013.co.uk/

TONIGHT’S GIG POSTPONED

**TONIGHT’s WATER RATS GIG IS POSTPONED**

NEXT LONDON SHOW::: SUNDAY 23rd at the Macbeth, HOXTON – FREE SHOW

We’re really sorry, but tonight’s gig at the Water Rats is postponed due to unforeseen circumstances beyond our control. It will be rescheduled for later this Autumn and all advance tickets sold through the band will be honoured.

In the meantime we’re getting together tonight for a rehearsal in London, if enough of you are interested we’ll do a private set, just for you! xx

NEXT LONDON SHOW::: SUNDAY 23rd at the Macbeth, HOXTON (free BBQ, free show, 8-piece band including Irish harp, strings, brass) — join up here: http://www.facebook.com/events/491017690908506

Release news, Skandinavian tour and London warm-up date

H e l l o

Dear friends and conspirators,


Thanks very much to everyone who’s had so many great and encouraging things to say about the album mixes. There’s a vid coming soon too, look out for that! If you’ve not heard them shame on you..

A n t i s o c i a l 
No-one knows why they did this, but Facebook have shifted the goalposts again. If you want to see my crap on facebook in your feed you have to go to the page manually opt-in. I can force my sporadic gems of wisdom into your inbox if I pay, apparently. Screw that. You can get an unfiltered torrent of aimlessness from me on twitter of course..


R e c o r d s
After a while away from view where various wheels have been turning behind the scenes we’re picking up a head of steam again! We finished mastering a mini-LP of bonus tracks and rarities covering my early stuff (2005-2008) and this will be out in August. Dan Parry and me are also working away to finish the Ann The Arc live EP. And of course my debut album, ‘The Tired And The Stunned’ now has an official release date of 4th Feb 2012.

L i v e  g i g s
As far as You may know by now that I’m off next week for some Skandinavian* fun and noises. I’m playing in Germany, Denmark and Norway and I can’t bloody wait! Hopefully I can get some footage and show you all what I find. Though typically I still have to find the dosh to press the limited-edition tour EPs I mastered..

To get in the mood I’m playing a warm-up date next Wednesday 18th July at The Victoria on 110 Grove Road, E3 5TH .. It’s a great little place, good beers, outside bit, next to Victoria Park and the canal. World’s best chippie opposite, too.

It’ll be a small intimiate gig where I get to stretch out and go through all the nice quiet songs really well at my own pace, so I hope you can make it! On stage 9pm**



T h a n k s 
again for all your help,
Joe xx

*PS yes, I will do a cover of BoS’ ‘Skandinavia’ in Oslo!!
**PPS That’s a proper 9pm, not lying about the time – got a 7am flight the next day!

A piss-up – in a brewery – this weekend (plus a bit of music…)

Hello you lot,

London Fields Brewery are re-opening for the year this Saturday. They’re opening their doors (and beer cellar) for the weekend. Unsurprisingly there will be beer, but also a BBQ.

So you can come and drink a lot of weird and nice beer. There will also be music from me and a few others. I’ll be playing acoustic bits from my debut LP (the Furnace Studios (Bulgaria) / Abbey Road (UK) one.) Plus whatever I feel like playing in what might end up being a quite rambling set…

Kicks off 11am.
I’m on about 7-8pmish.
Goes on till midnight (all weekend including the bank holiday monday)

The address is:

London Fields Brewery [map]
370 Helmsley Place
E8 3RR


See you there!

Joe x

VALENTINE’S DAY VIDEO

Saint Valentine’s Ballad from Lonely Joe Parker on Vimeo.

A song made up in the wee hours of Valentine’s Day by Lonely Joe Parker, Alcxxk (Internet Forever) and Souschef. HAVE A HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, YEAH?

Download! It! Here!

Lonely Joe Parker
“worth buying a turntable just to hear this.” -The Fly
Debut LP recorded at Furnace (BG), Abbey Road & Valley (both UK), produced by James Ewers and mixed by Sam Miller – out this summer.

Internet Forever
“A gloriously unkempt pop splatter that remind(s) us of every great bubblegum and indie pop band we’ve ever loved.” – NME
Debut LP out THIS MONTH! Album launch party @ Old Blue Last THIS SATURDAY 18th Feb!
internetforever.co.uk

Souschef
Delirious DIY art-grunge in production somewhere near Elephant & Castle. Watch this pace…
myspace.com/souschefsleeman

Words & Music
Joe Parker (Sotones Music Publishing / PRS)

Arranged by
Joe Parker, Chris Alcock, Tom Sleeman

Filmed by
Nathalie Robins & Chris Alcock

Audio & Video mixed really badly by Pooj

Lyrics (J Parker)
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Chorus:
Oh Saint Valentine, I pray
Show me the way
Show me who to kiss,
To kill;
And when to strike or stay

Oh the first girl he rode over
To, she lost his valour
And her halter quivered at his fingertips
Well call it beginners luck
He was well and truly sucked
And his heart was pierced by a cruel kiss

(Chorus)

Well the second – what a peach
She had a lot to teach
Like the very best way to suck a lemon dry
Was she a dragon?
She had teeth
She scratched underneath and before he split, I swear I heard him cry:

(Chorus)

He’d hung up his spurs
Made a ‘normal’ from a ‘worst’
When a finger came a-tapping on his shoulder
Was it the bottom of the glass?
Or hope that come at last?
He staggered out before the night grew colder

Community! Fusion

Love fundraisers.* Next month we’re taking part in one that’s a little bit different.

Community Fusion is a new charity venture in Portsmouth, a youth volunteering programme that aims to match young people to community projects. The volunteers benefit from personal development, learning and CV-worthy experience, while important, local, community-centred projects are helped and supported by those young people in the immediate area.

It’s a great scheme and one of the first projects is the regeneration of the Hilsea Lido complex. This iconic open-air pool opened in 1935 and quickly became a loved landmark and even featured a miniature railway at one stage. At the end of the last century however, it fell into disrepair. Step in the Hilsea Lido For The People trust, who purchased a 99-year lease on the pool from Portsmouth Council. They’re slowly but surely reviving the lido’s fortunes, refurbishing it and creating a social and cultural nexus for the whole community.

To mark this new collaboration and raise funds, there’s going to be a big family-friendly party / BBQ on Sunday 14th August. I’ll be playing with the band, as well as Huw Olesker, Luke Ferre and Hannah O’Reilly. There will also be face-painting, magic and apparently, sun. That’s the Blue Lagoon, Hilsea Lido, London Road, Portsmouth, Hants, PO2 9RP (Map). Doors are from 1pm – 6pm and I have no idea when we’re on yet (plus it’s a big ole party) so get there early!

*Anyway, here’s a quick video of Stewart Lee talking about charity (go to about 3:00 if you have a terminally short attention span):

A bit down; recording in my pants (Evan Dando)

Joe recordingRecorded in my pants this morning into garageband. No interface – straight in. Sorry for quietness.

… First heard this song on the B-side to ‘Outdoor Type’, recorded live for a radio station in Milan. It’s a really underrated Dando one I think; one of those that just flows out of you when that black dog calls.

LOSING YOUR MIND (Evan Dando; ASCAP)
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What a comfort to find out you’re losing your mind / when you re-realise that it’s not the first time / burnt the beyond when you learned how to fly / just to learn later on that there isn’t a sky / there aren’t any clouds, and there aren’t any trees / and there aren’t any birds / and there’s no cinder caught in my eye / til I’ve tied a tired knot and tried to untie it / I can’t decide if I should lie / or tell the truth and try to hide it.

Soton Unstaged – Thursday

hi everyone,

(sorry for bad typing, weird catalan keyboard disaster epic)

a quick reminder that this week there are loads of gigs happening in weird places courtesy of Soton Unstaged / SMILEFest (more)

I´m playing the Thursday show at the Quilters´ Vault, as is Anja McCloskey. The gig is 7pm – 9pm only (don´t know when I´m on within that). i think they´re filming it too for the uni TV, so best frocks only please.

The vault is a cool medieval bolthole on the High st below bar — down near the isle of wight ferries where Unit 22 used to be. if you don´t know where that is there´s a map here.

i´m going to be playing a bunch of old and new stuff, totally acoustic, the demos from the album basically. it will be good. if you want a sneak peak of some of the album tracks go here. and if you want a full prelisten email me and i´ll send you a soundcloud link.

hope you can make it!
joe xx