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‘Stretched resources’ applies to parliamentarians, too…

I listened to a sad story on BBCR4 today this morning – a grieving mother can’t bury her daughter, murdered, because there’s no body – in years of searching none has been found. The killer isn’t co-operating (they don’t have to, although it would improve their parole terms to do so). She wants a change in the law so murderers can’t get parole until a body is produced (habeas corpus, literally).

This is a worthy campaign, and it must blight her life. Thing is, this scenario affects ’70 whole families’, by her own numbers. Just 70 in the whole of the UK. A change in the *law* for this? A law which has to go through parliamentary scrutiny (twice), occupying time and resources.

Couldn’t sentencing just be updated, instead?

We have a vast number of small, tiny, individually important laws but are they collectively eating away at the vitality of our democracy? MPs need to be wrestling with and thoroughly, openly, debating the massive challenges of our time – automation, climate change, ageing, food security, migration. Most complain of long hours. Not every minor cause is lucky to have an effective MP to champion it, either – which ‘good ideas’ make it into law is arbitrary, in this sense. And finally: should we have hundreds of such minor bills on the book?

Or a simpler legal code, with more judges, able to devote more time to judicious sentencing, and a fast effective appeals process for victims and the convicted if they feel sentences and parole are unjust?

Dear Steve – a brief guide to the modern music business in the UK

Note: a friend of mine knows a young, talented, attractive, committed singer/songwriter. They asked for my advice. 

PS: we have a gig in Soho next week. No coincidence..

 

 

Hey Steve,

mental week here, sorry it’s taken a while to write you a proper response..

The first question is, where is she/you based? If in the UK then great. If not then all my subsequent advice comes with the heavy caveat that I might well be talking total shit, rather than just out of my arse. If you are UK based, look seriously at joining AIM (musicindie.org) – the trade association of independent labels.

Secondly, always remember music. is. a. business. no. matter. what. country. or. genre. you. look. at. so some of this always applies.

Thirdly, remember that this is a long-haul enterprise. It takes a minimum of 3 years to break an act that is already running on all cylinders, producing great music and replicating it live.

Probably the best option for releasing the music at this stage is to set up a single-artist label – people do this all the time for self-release and there’s nothing wrong with it. In fact I would say the majority of releases (rather than majority of revenue, note) these days are self-releases. You will still be able to get things done, no problem. Working in that way (rather than trying to get signed) has the added advantage that if someone does want to sign her in the future it’s easy for them  – if you have a prior commitment with a smaller label there will usually be a buy-out or release clause, or other exclusivity criteria t=

Erith adventure

For Her birthday we went on a little ride to Erith and back.

The weather was shit, and we ended up next to a poo factory on the Thames. 25 miles of rain + getting very lost on the Thames Path near the Dome (roadwurksss etc) was lame, but for Her first experience of winter touring, it wasn’t so bad. Plus, the Poo Factory man was a laugh.


View Thames poo tour in a larger map

More later…

Numerology!

Yeah, I’m not talking about the famous Lemmings level, unfortunately (anyone know a good Flash implement of that btw?), but the tendency for certain dates to be kickass.

By kickass, I mean:

Kickass (n) (cic-aze). A sequence of date and time digits of spurious yet substantial numerological significance.

A great one happened a few weeks ago, on the 10th October, better known to you and me as:

10/10/2010

Or, if you get really anal and look at the time as well:

10/10/10 10:10:10

I think I’ve always collected these most excellent dates since I noticed 6/7/89 as a kid. Obviously 09:09 on 9/9/89 was a date of seminal excitement to me (not shared by my junior-school teacher, unfortunately), and at the same time on 9/9/99 I went completely wild. 01:01 on 1/1/2001 sadly passed me by as I was busy drunkenly drying my bricklike mobile phone off with a hairdryer, having fallen into a pool soon after midnight.

Being born on the 11th December, I’m particularly looking forward to a quarter-past two on my birthday in 2013, and both 11/11/11 11:11:11 and 2012/3/4 05:06:07 should be special too, as will 3/14/15 09:26 (using US dates) and 2/7/18 02:08. I’ll probably end up missing 22/2/2222 2:22 though…

Why?

Being ever-so-slightly OCD, I am more excited by these numbers than is possibly healthy, but from experience most people have a bit of a soft spot for these dates, the study of which is known as numerology, and is especially popular in China, apparently. Whole organizations have based mass-action days around them.

Without wanting to cod-psychoanalyze too deeply (I’ll save that for the pub) I wonder if the (fairly) modern obsession with significant date combinations has anything to do with our need to mark the passing of time in a relentlessly-changing world. ‘Never mind that you can’t even remember what you had for tea yesterday,’ this argument runs, ‘at least you had that tea on a date of cosmic significance.’

The fact that said dates are measured from the (arbitrarily-defined) birthday of a largely fictionalized individual in Judea 2000+ solar orbits ago is immaterial. Perhaps this need to mark the passing of significant chunks of our life is primal; we’re not so different from our Stonehenge-building, mushroom-eating proto-hippie ancestors after all…

About this new site

As you can see, I’m running a new site now. Some content will be loaded pretty soon (old blogs, lyrics, music, software etc) but the design I want to do is pretty complicated, especially as the client-side stuff, so I want to wireframe it first somewhere else offline. Might get it done in a couple of months, so look out for a bit redesign after Christmas!

This is partly an ego trip, but mainly because I’m pissed off with Facebook / Myspace and all their popularity contests and formulaic box-filling shit, and want to get back to the good old Netscape days of the 1990s, when a personal website really was just that, and you could put whatever you liked up, however you wanted to.

I’ve installed plugins for Twitter and Soundcloud, and will get flickr in there too soon. Also, for commenting, I’ve activated the really-pretty-cool DisQus engine, so that those of you on social networking sites that want to comment, can.

In the meantime I’m going to slowly let the Facebook and Myspace accounts die. Just as a little piece of me dies every time I login to those damn things.

Resume

Hey.

Been a little while… summer involved a lot of busyness and general running-about. Apart from anything else there was a lot more work to do on the Ann The Arc record than I knew.

Good news is, the demos have been flowing for new LJP stuff pretty freely for over a month now – up to about 40 tracks. About 10 of these made it into my set at the Sotones showcase at The Old Queen’s Head last month, and I went to Bulgaria to put that set down with the lovely and talented Tom and Rysia at Furnace Studios.

I’m gonna slowly polish a couple at a time and stick them up on Soundcloud, I’ll let peeps know when I do.

In the next month or so I’ll be doing a few one-off gigs about the place while we work out the kinks in the new set before we record – so stay tuned!

Till then, laters xx

Voting: Intentions

“A fair society starts with a fair election”
Billy Bragg

So tomorrow we will go and cast our votes to try and pick a government. The Election has come at last.

Except there’s not one single election where we all pick our favourite to be the leader. Instead there are really 650 separate elections for local representatives. If your vote doesn’t end up backing the winner in your area, it looks a lot like a wasted vote**.

If you live in a safe Labour or Tory seat you’re effectively unable to vote: no matter what you do, the party you support won’t win in your area unless you’re very good at persuading 10,000 people to vote the same way you do. So how do you get heard if you’ve got a minority viewpoint?

Like most people, I’ve had real trouble making up my mind who to vote for this time.

This is basically because there seems to be very little difference between the parties on most of the important issues: everyone wants to get the national debt under control while protecting hospitals, schools and police, and trying to cut greenhouse emissions. In a way that’s a good thing: consensus on these really important issues means we ought to be able to take the decisions we need to take, even in a hung parliament.

On the other hand, there are lots of small issues where only one party really represents my views. In my particular case, that’s the Greens, but you may be different. This is a reflection of modern societies really – the big questions about healthcare and the budget are more-or-less matters of small policy tinkering that most people agree with, while other concerns are raised by NGOs and smaller parties (what you might call ‘single-issue’ parties).

In France, Germany, Japan, South Korea and Spain – all rich, perfectly functioning, healthy modern democracies about the same size as the UK – they have a system of elections that allows for larger parties to govern based on a common consensus, while ensuring minority rules are also represented: proportional representation (PR), where MPs are elected according to the exact number of votes cast for their party. Every vote really does count.

For the first time in over 80 years we have the chance to reform our electoral system and finally make it truly democratic. Here the parties actually are different. The Tories oppose PR because they think that we (the plebs) can’t be trusted to elect a capable government if we’re allowed to vote directly, and because they worry that Britain is somehow a weaker or more indecisive country than Germany, France or Japan. This is, in a word, bollocks – the British people aren’t idiots, and last-time I checked, patriotism entailed pride in your country, not fear that it might fuck up where others have had no problems. Labour only dimly support PR, because they stand to lose a lot of power as the current setup massively favours them (in 2005 they won a double-digit majority with around 1/3 of the votes cast).

Only the Liberals support PR completely, and have pledged to hold a referendum to introduce it. Yes, this is because they have the most to gain of the 3 main parties, and yes, some of their policies I disagree with, and yes, a vote for them might in some cases be a vote for the Tories BUT we need to reform this rotten, outdated system (nearly 200 years old) and we may not get another chance in our lifetime.

To those who say that we need a Tory majority to deal with the economic crisis, here’s what I think: All the parties want to cut the deficit. The measures they’re all taking are basically the same in that they don’t go far enough. And most importantly, the best way to avoid a repeat of the mistakes that lead to that crisis (and others to come), ultimately, is to have a better-functioning democracy that represents us.

So. I live in Hythe, which is a Tory seat. Tomorrow I’ll be voting Lib Dem because the more votes and seats they get, the more likely it is that we’ll get a PR, a voting system where our votes actually count directly. And then in future I can vote Green, or UKIP, or whoever I damn well want, safe in the knowledge that this time, my vote really will count.

**The maths behind this is simple but pretty unsettling. Imagine there are only 10 constituencies (areas), of 10 voters each, and only two parties. Party A win 4 of the constituencies outright, with all 10 votes in each. In the remaining 6 constituencies, they come second with 4/10 votes. Party B, who win those 6 constituencies with 6/10 votes in each, have won a total of six of the available ten seats, and win the election. BUT only 36 people voted for them (6 votes in each of 6 constituencies) out of 100, compared with 64 votes cast (10 in each of 4 constituencies, plus 4 in each of 6 constituencies) for Party A. If this seems like an oversimplification, well, the results of the 2005 election pretty much exactly match these ratios.

Found a book.

I found a book I thought I’d lost for ages. :

“A small boy, about nine years old, was following his goats as they grazed in the mountains. His name is not known. He was probably playing a little, throwing stones maybe, or he would have noticed the small green mine that blew his foot off at the ankle. From what we know of how people react, from the memories of those who have survived, the little shepherd boy probably hopped or dragged himself to where his foot lay – it would have been quite close to him. He would have cried, or maybe just sat lonely and quiet and helpless and slipped into unconsciousness. His goats must have stayed until after he died, probably until the wild dogs arrived at the scene. We have no way of knowing exactly what happened; the dogs found him days before we did. He was certainly [to use the arms industry’s preferred terminology] a ‘soft target’.

McGrath, Rae (2000) Landmines and Unexploded Ordinance: A Resource Book. Pluto, London.

So, the book’s about landmines and cluster bombs, both manufactured, promoted and used by US / EU countries, including the UK. The author isn’t some hippie but a former British Army (REME) soldier who heads up one of the most respected demining NGOs and was nominated for the Nobel Prize. Landmines and cluster bombs cause massive death and misery long after a conflict’s end, as well as economic hardship once the TV cameras go home – how does a country like Somalia, Afghanistan or Rwanda deal with thousands of amputees? With unusable roads? With crops and fields peppered randomly with metallic seeds of death?

Because unlike the Hollywood depiction, there are no barbed-wire boundaries, no handy skull-and-crossbones, no ‘Achtung Minen!’ notices; that would defeat the point. Mines and cluster bombs are hidden killers. That is their grisly role.

When your prospective MP comes a-knocking in the next few weeks, ask him if his party will commit the UK to an outright ban on the manufacture, promotion, sale and use of cluster bombs as they promised when they signed (but have not yet implemented) the 2008 Convention on Cluster Munitions.

Happy Friday. Good times.

War Waste Workings

Hi

(got to write this quick, dodgy connection. sorry for mistakes)

I really, really, really care about this stuff on all sorts of levels. Please read on if you’ve got five minutes. I’ve tried quite hard to make a slightly complex story simpler (though I’m a bit rusty at writing)

You don’t need me to tell you that we’re in the shit financially. The government has never been so in debt. we’re in real danger of losing our national credit rating, and money for hospitals, schools, police, roads etc will be cut, regardless of who wins the next election.

So, you might be surprised to learn that we spend hundreds of millions a year subsidising arms deals to dodgy countries. read on while i fill you in for a bit. Cos at the end I’m going to ask you to take a look at a really important petition to see if you want to sign it..

The story begins..

Said arms deals, like all the best scams, take place not in shady car parks at midnight with manilla envelopes, but in full plain sight of the nation. they tie in torture, women’s repression, oil, moolah, UK servicemen’s lives and a lot of tax money – flowing OUT of the coffers.

From an economic point of view, it’s all supposed to be about exports – selling goods and services to foreigners. They’re what build wealth in the long term, not shuttling money round and round this little island. Think about it like this: if I paint a picture and flog it to a mate, perhaps in exchange for a CD, that’s one thing. But we’re really just swapping stuff. On the other hand, if a stranger wants the painting I can take the cash and use it to buy some more paint cheap to do another painting etc. This is because of things like comparative advantage that you can read about later.

The point is that governments are (perhaps rightly) obsessed with having a ‘trade surplus’ – from the perspective of the Bank of England, our real national ‘profit’ each year is simply what we earn in exports minus what we spend on importing stuff. All those pounds shuffled about inside the UK each year don’t really matter.

The Export Credits Guarantee Department (ECGD) exists to promote British industry’s exports. If a UK company does a certain deal with an overseas company or government, and the foreigners feel like not paying, the UK taxpayer picks up the tab. The idea behind the system is to promote our export sales to other contries by making it less risky to do business with dodgy clients.

Setting aside for a moment the fact that government subsidies to exports (which these amount to) are illegal under international trade laws, and give our economic competitors a big shitty stick to beat us with in trade negotiations at the EU, WTO and G20, the logic behind taxpayer funding of the ECGD unravels as soon as you look at it. which is presumably why they gave it such a boring name (since ‘The Bribing Foreigners With Public Cash Department’ is a bit nearer the mark but less politically acceptable).

For starters, the arms industry has sucked in 30-60% of the ECGD’s funding over the last few decades, even though arms account for less than 4% of all our exports. Eh? So the other 96% of our exports (tractors, pharmaceuticals, Amy Winehouse) sell themselves just fine? Hmm… And exactly just who would need the services of the ECGD, should they be unable to pay for a brand-new tank, assault helicopter or aerial spy drone? Unstable dictatorships? Repressive regimes? You guessed it.

Secondly, the economic logic behind supporting the arms industry is a bit flawed. Jobs created in these contracts are already subsidised by us to the tune of £10,000 minimum each job, each year. And the profits these companies make (£16,000,000,000 operating profit for BAE in 2008 alone) *don’t* end up in the taxman’s coffers, but safely overseas in shareholders’ and managers’ tax havens. That new school round the corner? That new bridge? That MRI scanner? And yes, that soldier’s flak jacket? All were paid for by taxes collected on wages of call-centre workers, teachers, builders etc.

Of course, the minister signing off the deal usually gets a say on where those subsidised jobs go. You won’t be suprised to realise that they typically end up in a hotly-contested constituency. If you’re thinking of a comparison with the 18th-century ‘Pocket Borough’ episode of Blackadder, where he buys a parliament seat, well, so am I.

Along the way, some of you might have moral or ethical problems with selling weapons abroad to places like: Saudi Arabia, one of the most repressive regimes in the world, especially to women; or Sri Lanka, who have just concluded a decade-long internal war against the Tamil ethinic minority through the simple tactic of shelling their refugee camps; Indonesia, whose General Suharto decided (in the name of internal order) to wipe out a bigger proportion of his own subjects than either Hitler, Mao or Stalin; or the Sudan, whose own internal persecutions hit the headlines every spring when refugees spill over into drought-struck and war-torn Somalia, precipitating famine. So you can also blame the ECGD for Bono.

But, lastly, the military / strategic arguments against these sales are compelling. The point behind advanced military technology is that it gives you an advantage. Ideally, it should render all previous weapons obsolete, giving you and your allies a decisive advantage / deterrent. So it’s distinctly odd that we should be selling weapons at all to the list of nasties listed above.

But they’re good (if desperate) customers. We probably shouldn’t serve them, but we think we know that, if we don’t someone else will (if you’ve ever worked with the ‘regulars’ in a pub, you know what i mean). The government’s Export Credit Guarantee Department, however, go above and beyond the call of duty for Britain. Not even the americans or the French (notoriously keen on government subsidy of industry) go so far as to run an ECGD of their own. So, to continue the drunkard analogy, the winos aren’t just queueing up to get in at 10am, but getting free bar snacks and 2-4-1 deals on strongbow and jagerbombs as well.

Subsidies are bad. But we’ve even gone one better with a big fat bribe.

Incredibly, *our* money was used to bribe the Saudis into buying a consignment of brand-new, state-of-the-art Eurofighter jets. You see, they were shopping around and looking at rival US models, and offering to pay in some badly-needed crude oil, so we beat everyone else to the punch by offering £20,000,000 in inducements to the canny Saudi princes in inducements and freebies. Because they’re worth it.

Unfortunately for BAE, two Serious Fraud Office (SFO) investigations (in 1992 and 2006) threatened to call a bloody spade a spade, and order the deals called off and bribes repaid. Luckily, the Tory and Labour governments of the day ordered the SFO to stop sniffing around when the Saudis threatened not to stump up the oil.

Why do we, the taxpayers, pay for private companies to sell off military advantages to grisly gangs at a loss?

Money and blood.

Firstly, many senior members of government have shares in these companies, and have hustled from government to the boardrooms of these companies with indecent haste (former Defence Minister Nicholas ‘Fatty’ Soames being just the most colourful example.) But that’s only half the story.

The military reality is that, in a world where the business of killing has grown ever more complicated even as arms development and production has been increasingly privatised, the services of private companies have never been more vital. Forget all about not being able to lob Trident nuclear missiles around without the americans’ say-so; just keeping a Lynx helicopter airborne requires the participation of over 100 private corporations. The government needs these companies more than they need us. Perhaps if the industry in question was agriculture, or power generation, or computing, it might be possible to argue that the circle was a virtuous one, no matter how extreme the trade distortions and income inequalities it generated were. But remember that the final products of the arms industry are misery, death and despair.

Next time you get paid, look at that P.A.Y.E. knocked off your total hours, and think about that. remember, every pound spent like this isn’t being spent on schoolbooks, or electricity for hospitals, or subsidising the night bus.

Yesterday it was announced that yet another SFO fraud investigation into the Saudi, and other BAE deals (including Quatar and Tanzania) has been headed off at the pass – this time with BAE making a token $280m settlement out of court in the UK ans US. This is *very* small change out of their $2000m profit on $15,000m revenue this year.

There is a petition online. I hope you can find a couple more minutes to read it, and sign if you see fit:
http://www.caat.org.uk/iss..ues/bae/statement/

thanks for your time,
lonely joe parker