My brother, Samuel Sheath, made this. Props.
My mate, Nik Young, sent me this. Lovely.
My brother, Samuel Sheath, made this. Props.
My mate, Nik Young, sent me this. Lovely.
Hello you lot,
London Fields Brewery are re-opening for the year this Saturday. They’re opening their doors (and beer cellar) for the weekend. Unsurprisingly there will be beer, but also a BBQ.
So you can come and drink a lot of weird and nice beer. There will also be music from me and a few others. I’ll be playing acoustic bits from my debut LP (the Furnace Studios (Bulgaria) / Abbey Road (UK) one.) Plus whatever I feel like playing in what might end up being a quite rambling set…
Kicks off 11am.
I’m on about 7-8pmish.
Goes on till midnight (all weekend including the bank holiday monday)
The address is:
London Fields Brewery [map]
370 Helmsley Place
E8 3RR
Joe x
Are you a cyclist?
Worried about safety in London?
Ready for a genuine investment in cycling infrastructure?
I hope you’ll join us at London Cycling’s BIG RIDE demonstration tomorrow (Sat 28th April).
We want all mayoral candidates to sign up to their ‘Love London, Go Dutch’ safer streets initiative and invest in physical cycling infrastructure that London is crying out for. Cycle trips have doubled since 2006, so it’s about time London became a proper cycling city!
After a petition with over 33,000 signatures was presented to City Hall, Labour, Lib Dem, Green and Independent candidates all signed up – only Boris Johnson, the BNP and UKIP remain.
Meet 11am at Park Lane. Finishes Blackfriars 1pm via Parliament. See: http://lcc.org.uk/pages/the-big-ride
Back gigging again, for what seems like the first time in bloody ages. Lucky audiences at a couple of venues over the next couple of weeks will get a mixture of rusty old favourites and shkily-executed new material, all free. The two gigs in question are:
Very late on Friday night I was lucky enough to come into a pair of tickets to Wiltshire’s OneFest. I leapt at the chance to go, partly because of the festival’s billing as ‘the first of the season’ (I like to get to at least some things early), largely because it featured a headline set from DAMON ALBARN and at least a little bit because I bloody well needed to.
After getting stung for an eye-watering £42 train ticket (65minutes’ transportation?!? really? That’s nearly a pound a minute – worse than a phone box call to an 0870 number… Thanks First Transport) to glorious Swindon we couldn’t face a £20 taxi bill so decided to take the local bus to the festival site*. Although they tried to help, the bus company (First again..) hadn’t been briefed very well about the festival and we got off at the ‘wrong’ Oggenden – so we had a refreshing 1 1/2 hour walk to the site itself.
The atmosphere at the festival (which was fairly small with a medium-sized main stage and smallish BBC Introducing tent) cosy and intimate, as promised. Let’s get the feedback bit out of the way: although the ambiance was great and toilets and other H&S seemed very well cared for, there was a shortage of food sellers throughout the day and the box office and production staff seemed a bit vague when it came to things like taxi numbers and running times. The bar was brilliantly well stocked with some really affordable and tasty local ales and cider though, and the PA (on a very windy day) had good balance and projection (though a bit light at the bottom, the bill was mainly guitar-based to the loss wasn’t noticeable.)
Two highlights (aside from Damon – more of him in a sec) were Raghu Dixit (above, appearing live on Later…) and Crash And The Bandicoots (below.) Raghu (as Wikipedia told me, and will repeat to you in a few brief seconds) heads up a folk / fusion collective of Western-influenced musicians from Mysore in India that have played the UK several tmes to critical acclaim, blah blah blah. Whatever. The point is they somehow managed to whip a crowd of slightly disgruntled scenesters from London and slighly tiddled Countryfile-ers from Marlborough into something that looked very like A Good Time Festival Crowd. In 14-degree drizzle! Wearing saris! Great musicianship and stage presence + interesting takes on Western rock staples (take it up! Take it dowwwwn.. Take it up! Bring it dowwwn.. etc) and not least, boundless, sincere, infectious enthusiasm had a lot to do with it. Though how they manage at home breaking that many strings is anyone’s guess..
Crash And The Bandicoots are a young gang from Bath in that uniquely all-powerful, heady, and optimistic first flush of success. There are four of them (one’s a girl, yesssss! Sorry, but I think we all picked up on that) and they do a great line in danceable indie à la Talking Heads / Darwin Deez / Fight Like Apes. They’ve got bags of energy live (of course) but also a genuine sense of fun, excitement, and I think I got a taste of a restless musical inventiveness that should hopefully see them progress a lot further, if they can balance the hours of slog on the road against the music making they obviously enjoy so much. Good luck to em.
Damon Albarn is one of my main inspirations precisely because that irreverent musical flame – some would say compulsive silliness, but they can have a tenner – has burnt so brightly througout his whole career, from Leisure on (the sped-up organ outro on ‘Sunday Sunday’ a fave of mine since my C60 days in Joe Allen’s parents’ practice / living room.. hard to replicate on a Boss guitar multi-FX but worth trying.)
His newest project (an ENO co-production for the London 2012 Cultural Olympiad) is a ‘folk opera’ with Rufus Noris based on the life of Elizabethan mathematician / occultist / astronomer / astrologist / general polymath John Dee (1527–1608.) Dee’s story is compelling enough – in and out of favour with the despotic, capricious Good Queen Bess, sporadically broke, possibly borderline insane – but since most of the libretto is written in the first person, and it’s on record that Albarn’s approach to the subject was personal rather than historiographical I found myself musing on the parallels between Dee’s life and Damon’s own. Given the recent revelations surrounding previous heroin use in Blur Heights during his least productive years, a fall-from-grace narrative certainly fits. Thinking that lot over during ‘The Virgin Queen’ (one of the most poignant songs in the work, an sonorous royal anthem / lament) brought a bit of a lump to my throat. Okay, I was thinking about my ex at the same time.
Fair enough, you might say, but does this work represent a genuinely interesting and innovative step forward for English music, or just an expensively-assembled canvas (featuring several niche instrumentalists including kora virtuoso Madou Diabate as well as an incredible male mezzo-soprano / countertenor who I sadly can’t credit) for Albarn’s impish whims?
Well. Although the recordings are officially unreleased (7th May through EMI/Parlophone), for me the live experience at least broke new ground. Although it took a while to adjust to the arrangements – some aping period styles, more contemporary, even urban – there are some really strong melodies in there (‘Apple Carts’ another favourite of mine) but some really avant-garde stuff too that Cage might have taken a second look at. There was also a great energy and vitality about the whole ensemble that really brought the music to light, Damon’s dilettantism here harnessed to bring a sense of unbounded adventure to what could easily have been a po-faced musical Olde Tymes-style re-enactment, but is in fact a very fresh and relevant major new work.
Essentially my only complaint stems from jealousy at the great position Damon Albarn finds himself in. And the fucking anarchy at Paddington on the way back when our train slouched in an hour late after the last Tube!
Wouldn’t have missed it for the world.
*Edit – Shuttle busses had been laid on for free by the festival. Having only heard about the tickets the night before (and having then celebrated our luck liquidly and liberally) we were a bit late in a) discovering the shuttlebusses’ existence, and b) in booking them. Hence our local bus / taxi dilemma.
My debut LP ‘The Tired And The Stunned’ is now finished – out Jan 2013 (First free track will drop in June).
Produced by @EwersJames at @FurnaceStudio, Valley & @AbbeyRoad.
Mixed by Sam Miller.
Engineered by Thomas Joseph with Ben Startup, Ollie Austin and James Ewers.
Musicians:
David Miatt, Jimmy Hatherley, Dave Wade Brown, Mike Anderson
With:
Emma Richardson, Chris Alcock, James Ewers, Campbell Austin, Ollie Austin and Hannah Miller.
Saint Valentine’s Ballad from Lonely Joe Parker on Vimeo.
A song made up in the wee hours of Valentine’s Day by Lonely Joe Parker, Alcxxk (Internet Forever) and Souschef. HAVE A HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, YEAH?
Download! It! Here!
Lonely Joe Parker
“worth buying a turntable just to hear this.” -The Fly
Debut LP recorded at Furnace (BG), Abbey Road & Valley (both UK), produced by James Ewers and mixed by Sam Miller – out this summer.
Internet Forever
“A gloriously unkempt pop splatter that remind(s) us of every great bubblegum and indie pop band we’ve ever loved.” – NME
Debut LP out THIS MONTH! Album launch party @ Old Blue Last THIS SATURDAY 18th Feb!
internetforever.co.uk
Souschef
Delirious DIY art-grunge in production somewhere near Elephant & Castle. Watch this pace…
myspace.com/souschefsleeman
Words & Music
Joe Parker (Sotones Music Publishing / PRS)
Arranged by
Joe Parker, Chris Alcock, Tom Sleeman
Filmed by
Nathalie Robins & Chris Alcock
Audio & Video mixed really badly by Pooj
Lyrics (J Parker)
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Chorus:
Oh Saint Valentine, I pray
Show me the way
Show me who to kiss,
To kill;
And when to strike or stay
Oh the first girl he rode over
To, she lost his valour
And her halter quivered at his fingertips
Well call it beginners luck
He was well and truly sucked
And his heart was pierced by a cruel kiss
(Chorus)
Well the second – what a peach
She had a lot to teach
Like the very best way to suck a lemon dry
Was she a dragon?
She had teeth
She scratched underneath and before he split, I swear I heard him cry:
(Chorus)
He’d hung up his spurs
Made a ‘normal’ from a ‘worst’
When a finger came a-tapping on his shoulder
Was it the bottom of the glass?
Or hope that come at last?
He staggered out before the night grew colder
Lonely Joe Parker – Snow garden (part 2/2) from Lonely Joe Parker on Vimeo.
For those of you that don’t know, it snowed in London yesterday. This is a fairly rare event – as is getting a new guitar (OK, I got the new guitar in December, but a lot of the people who bought it for me* haven’t seen it yet. And I wanted to see how some quick little videos might look / go down. So here you are (in two parts):
…. this is what’s known as a Lemonheads-heavy experiment (I also put them on Youtube to see how it compares with Vimeo.)
Lonely Joe Parker – Snow garden (part 1/2) from Lonely Joe Parker on Vimeo.
*Yeah, my friends had a whip-round to get me a proper acoustic for my birthday. Thanks lots and lots to them and Dave, who organised it…
So Cameron has caved in to the Eurosceptics, and they all want us to move away from the rest of the EU.
In my travels around the world, and business/academic dealings with the Americans or Chinese / Japanese, I’m reminded of just how culturally different we Europeans are to them. I’m proud of our cultural achievements, of ESA, CERN and Airbus, and our messy multiparty democracies – more unwieldy but more representative than the grotesquely polarised US system. Speaking only from experience my academic work has benefited from EU structures and funding, and neither of my businesses has ever been ‘hampered by Brussels bureaucrats’ as far as I can tell (but maybe I am a blinkered irrational Europhile.) I do know that I am British, English and European. At the same time.
I see the EU as a collaborative project, not a zero-sum game, and in the long run we only stand to lose out if we are not represented well at the EU. I accept that Cameron’s options on Thursday were limited, but I feel that that restricted position owed more to mistakes made months ago, inadequate diplomatic investment over time (cocking a snook at Sarkozy repeatedly and Merkel earlier this year) and his decision to leave the centre-right European Peoples’ Party grouping (including Merkel and Sarkozy) for a fringe ultra-right one including parties with neo-Nazi links. He became a hostage to events and lost influence with our colleagues in other EU member states. From the accounts I’ve read, Cameron (who has only been in the job 18 months or so) essentially miscalculated and botched the summit in a fairly amateurish way, preferring to play to the far-right eurosceptics at home instead. I can’t imagine a Churchill, a Gladstone, a Pitt or, yes, even a Thatcher would have manoeuvered so poorly.
I don’t see how the City will actually prosper if the eurozone moves ahead with harmonisation – it seems far more likely that Frankfurt will benefit more as the geographical and social centre of a revitalised Euro. After all, if you were a Far Eastern investor would you rather be in London, with (some) lower taxes and regulation (potentially) but restricted access to the main European market, or Frankfurt? Long-term the answer seems obvious to me. The comparison with Switzerland seems dodgy at best: they have a deposit-based banking sector driving a $500bn economy of 7m people, versus our financial-services sector contributing 10-20% of a $2,200bn economy of 62m people.
And what of national soverignty? Of Trafalgar, Nelson, England’s wooden walls; the Battle of Britain; the Blitz spirit – the lone bulldog standing resolute against the storms of the world? I’m not sure if that imagery is helpful or even relevant any more. After all, launching a cruise missile, refuelling a fighter jet, or even firing a rifle requires the logistical support of dozens of private companies, many of whom are not British and any number of which might be bought or sold by persons or governments unknown. And if defence really is your thing, remember we are still the leading European player in NATO; that the US is increasingly turning towards the pacific and will not guarantee our security much longer; and that further European defence co-operation (which seems the only real route to strategic security) has been blocked by us, not facilitated. Of course the 27 member states all have different priorities (French agriculture, Italian design and luxury goods, German / Polish manufacturing, etc) but we can’t all have our special interests entirely protected. The point of the european project is to trade some national decision-making for european solidarity. To be clear – I am in favour of that.
Lastly – we know economic fortunes are always changing. To attempt, essentially, to enshrine our financial sector’s position in international treaty frameworks at the expense of our other interest may well be illogical as well as unpopular. Suppose, in 40 years, our comparative advantage lies in manufacturing again, or even tourism or some other industry? Would we then have sought to re-write the rules again? To me it seems far more sensible for the long-term so set rules that are equal and fair to all, and let the best man (which, currently, is us as far as financial services are concerned) win.
But then the older generations know best, so perhaps we should let them drag us out of the EU. After all, all our generation and our children have to do is live with the consequences.
Hi everyone,
It’s our future, and our continent.
Please take a few moments to signal your support for European peace and prosperity to David Cameron.
Tomorrow at the EU summit leaders will try and agree a package to safeguard the Euro and the stability of the EU, which is the culmination of 70 years of post-WWII work towards peace and mutual security in our continent – the longest period of peace and prosperity since before Waterloo.
Failure of the Euro will directly affect business in the UK – as business leaders have noted – and risk the entire European project. In the decades to come the Americans will no longer guarantee our security and wealth as they have for all our lifetimes.
However our PM is under massive pressure from a small but shrilly vocal minority of rightwing, Eurosceptic middle-Englanders to leverage these crucial crisis talks into ‘getting a better deal for Britain’ – which is code for the beginning of the end of Britain’s involvement in continental affairs.
Although we are a nation of island traders, sailors and thinkers who have on the whole benefited from involvement with our contintental cousins since before the Romans, lured by our weaving skill, brought roads and writing to our shores for the first time, we have occasionally retreated into isolationaism from insecurity. The last three such times resulted in the rise of Napoleon and the two World Wars.
Can we afford another episode of damaging, little-England isolation? I don’t think so, and neither do the Scots, who have this week announced plans to leave the UK altogether and forge closer links with the Scandinavians.
Please email David Cameron ahead of the summit tomorrow and let him know that there is a quiet, rational majority of British voters who are greatful for 70 years of peace and prosperity on the continent, and the benefits we have also reaped from it.
Thanks,
Joe