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OneFest / Damon Albarn’s Doctor Dee

Very late on Friday night I was lucky enough to come into a pair of tickets to Wiltshire’s OneFest. I leapt at the chance to go, partly because of the festival’s billing as ‘the first of the season’ (I like to get to at least some things early), largely because it featured a headline set from DAMON ALBARN and at least a little bit because I bloody well needed to.

After getting stung for an eye-watering £42 train ticket (65minutes’ transportation?!? really? That’s nearly a pound a minute – worse than a phone box call to an 0870 number… Thanks First Transport) to glorious Swindon we couldn’t face a £20 taxi bill so decided to take the local bus to the festival site*. Although they tried to help, the bus company (First again..) hadn’t been briefed very well about the festival and we got off at the ‘wrong’ Oggenden –  so we had a refreshing 1 1/2 hour walk to the site itself.

The atmosphere at the festival (which was fairly small with a medium-sized main stage and smallish BBC Introducing tent) cosy and intimate, as promised. Let’s get the feedback bit out of the way: although the ambiance was great and toilets and other H&S seemed very well cared for, there was a shortage of food sellers throughout the day and the box office and production staff seemed a bit vague when it came to things like taxi numbers and running times. The bar was brilliantly well stocked with some really affordable and tasty local ales and cider though, and the PA (on a very windy day) had good balance and projection (though a bit light at the bottom, the bill was mainly guitar-based to the loss wasn’t noticeable.)

Two highlights (aside from Damon – more of him in a sec) were Raghu Dixit (above, appearing live on Later…) and Crash And The Bandicoots (below.) Raghu (as Wikipedia told me, and will repeat to you in a few brief seconds) heads up a folk / fusion collective of Western-influenced musicians from Mysore in India that have played the UK several tmes to critical acclaim, blah blah blah. Whatever. The point is they somehow managed to whip a crowd of slightly disgruntled scenesters from London and slighly tiddled Countryfile-ers from Marlborough into something that looked very like A Good Time Festival Crowd. In 14-degree drizzle! Wearing saris! Great musicianship and stage presence + interesting takes on Western rock staples (take it up! Take it dowwwwn.. Take it up! Bring it dowwwn.. etc) and not least, boundless, sincere, infectious enthusiasm had a lot to do with it. Though how they manage at home breaking that many strings is anyone’s guess..

Crash And The Bandicoots are a young gang from Bath in that uniquely all-powerful, heady, and optimistic first flush of success. There are four of them (one’s a girl, yesssss! Sorry, but I think we all picked up on that) and they do a great line in danceable indie à la Talking Heads / Darwin Deez / Fight Like Apes. They’ve got bags of energy live (of course) but also a genuine sense of fun, excitement, and I think I got a taste of a restless musical inventiveness that should hopefully see them progress a lot further, if they can balance the hours of slog on the road against the music making they obviously enjoy so much. Good luck to em.

Damon Albarn is one of my main inspirations precisely because that irreverent musical flame – some would say compulsive silliness, but they can have a tenner – has burnt so brightly througout his whole career, from Leisure on (the sped-up organ outro on ‘Sunday Sunday’ a fave of mine since my C60 days in Joe Allen’s parents’ practice / living room.. hard to replicate on a Boss guitar multi-FX but worth trying.)

His newest project (an ENO co-production for the London 2012 Cultural Olympiad) is a ‘folk opera’ with Rufus Noris based on the life of Elizabethan mathematician / occultist / astronomer / astrologist / general polymath John Dee (1527–1608.) Dee’s story is compelling enough – in and out of favour with the despotic, capricious Good Queen Bess, sporadically broke, possibly borderline insane – but since most of the libretto is written in the first person, and it’s on record that Albarn’s approach to the subject was personal rather than historiographical I found myself musing on the parallels between Dee’s life and Damon’s own. Given the recent revelations surrounding previous heroin use in Blur Heights during his least productive years, a fall-from-grace narrative certainly fits. Thinking that lot over during ‘The Virgin Queen’ (one of the most poignant songs in the work, an sonorous royal anthem / lament) brought a bit of a lump to my throat. Okay, I was thinking about my ex at the same time.

Fair enough, you might say, but does this work represent a genuinely interesting and innovative step forward for English music, or just an expensively-assembled canvas (featuring several niche instrumentalists including kora virtuoso Madou Diabate as well as an incredible male mezzo-soprano / countertenor who I sadly can’t credit) for Albarn’s impish whims?

Well. Although the recordings are officially unreleased (7th May through EMI/Parlophone), for me the live experience at least broke new ground. Although it took a while to adjust to the arrangements – some aping period styles, more contemporary, even urban – there are some really strong melodies in there (‘Apple Carts’ another favourite of mine) but some really avant-garde stuff too that Cage might have taken a second look at. There was also a great energy and vitality about the whole ensemble that really brought the music to light, Damon’s dilettantism here harnessed to bring a sense of unbounded adventure to what could easily have been a po-faced musical Olde Tymes-style re-enactment, but is in fact a very fresh and relevant major new work.

Essentially my only complaint stems from jealousy at the great position Damon Albarn finds himself in. And the fucking anarchy at Paddington on the way back when our train slouched in an hour late after the last Tube!

Wouldn’t have missed it for the world.

*Edit – Shuttle busses had been laid on for free by the festival. Having only heard about the tickets the night before (and having then celebrated our luck liquidly and liberally) we were a bit late in a) discovering the shuttlebusses’ existence, and b) in booking them. Hence our local bus / taxi dilemma.

Album finished!

My debut LP ‘The Tired And The Stunned’ is now finished – out Jan 2013 (First free track will drop in June).

Produced by @EwersJames at @FurnaceStudio, Valley & @AbbeyRoad.

Mixed by Sam Miller.

Engineered by Thomas Joseph with Ben Startup, Ollie Austin and James Ewers.

Musicians:
David Miatt, Jimmy Hatherley, Dave Wade Brown, Mike Anderson

With:
Emma Richardson, Chris Alcock, James Ewers, Campbell Austin, Ollie Austin and Hannah Miller.

VALENTINE’S DAY VIDEO

Saint Valentine’s Ballad from Lonely Joe Parker on Vimeo.

A song made up in the wee hours of Valentine’s Day by Lonely Joe Parker, Alcxxk (Internet Forever) and Souschef. HAVE A HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, YEAH?

Download! It! Here!

Lonely Joe Parker
“worth buying a turntable just to hear this.” -The Fly
Debut LP recorded at Furnace (BG), Abbey Road & Valley (both UK), produced by James Ewers and mixed by Sam Miller – out this summer.

Internet Forever
“A gloriously unkempt pop splatter that remind(s) us of every great bubblegum and indie pop band we’ve ever loved.” – NME
Debut LP out THIS MONTH! Album launch party @ Old Blue Last THIS SATURDAY 18th Feb!
internetforever.co.uk

Souschef
Delirious DIY art-grunge in production somewhere near Elephant & Castle. Watch this pace…
myspace.com/souschefsleeman

Words & Music
Joe Parker (Sotones Music Publishing / PRS)

Arranged by
Joe Parker, Chris Alcock, Tom Sleeman

Filmed by
Nathalie Robins & Chris Alcock

Audio & Video mixed really badly by Pooj

Lyrics (J Parker)
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Chorus:
Oh Saint Valentine, I pray
Show me the way
Show me who to kiss,
To kill;
And when to strike or stay

Oh the first girl he rode over
To, she lost his valour
And her halter quivered at his fingertips
Well call it beginners luck
He was well and truly sucked
And his heart was pierced by a cruel kiss

(Chorus)

Well the second – what a peach
She had a lot to teach
Like the very best way to suck a lemon dry
Was she a dragon?
She had teeth
She scratched underneath and before he split, I swear I heard him cry:

(Chorus)

He’d hung up his spurs
Made a ‘normal’ from a ‘worst’
When a finger came a-tapping on his shoulder
Was it the bottom of the glass?
Or hope that come at last?
He staggered out before the night grew colder

Songs in the snow – videos.

Lonely Joe Parker – Snow garden (part 2/2) from Lonely Joe Parker on Vimeo.

For those of you that don’t know, it snowed in London yesterday. This is a fairly rare event – as is getting a new guitar (OK, I got the new guitar in December, but a lot of the people who bought it for me* haven’t seen it yet. And I wanted to see how some quick little videos might look / go down. So here you are (in two parts):

  1. Hannah & Gabi (Evan Dando)
  2. It’s About Time (Evan Dando)
  3. The Outdoor Type (Tom Morgan)
  4. Learn Yr Lesson (Joe Parker)
  5. Brooklyn (Joe Parker)

…. this is what’s known as a Lemonheads-heavy experiment (I also put them on Youtube to see how it compares with Vimeo.)

Lonely Joe Parker – Snow garden (part 1/2) from Lonely Joe Parker on Vimeo.


*Yeah, my friends had a whip-round to get me a proper acoustic for my birthday. Thanks lots and lots to them and Dave, who organised it…

Lennons Headline Set – Saturday 12th November

Hey all,

quick note to say thanks for GREAT night at Lennons in Southampton on Saturday! Please tag any pics ‘@LonelyJoeParker‘ on FB, Flickr etc.. or send them in here … prize for the best one!

Cheers to –
Dan and Tom AKA Psychedelia for putting us on in the first place and great tunes;
Ben for amazing sound;
And you lot for coming. you raucous rabble, you…

Joe, Jim, Dave and David x x x

Preview debut LP tracks!

Hi Everyone.

Today I can’t sit still with excitement.. we’ve got board mixes of the final edits back from producer James. These are for our debut LP, “The Tired And The Stunned”

We recorded it over various sessions at Furnace, Bulgaria; Abbey Road, UK; and Valley, UK. We plan to mix in Aug / Sept, begin to release free tracks / singles this year and have the LP out in Feb 2012.

Would you like to have a listen? Drop me a line at joe@lonelyjoeparker.com … What do you think? Which are your favourite tracks / moments? I want to pick out a 4-song sampler and snippets for a 2min ‘best bits’ reel. Please favourite or comment on the tracks (click on the blue comment bar underneath each waveform.)

And: Thanks very much for your time!
Joe x x

**Tracklisting (rough):
Side A

1. Brooklyn
2. Buttercup
3. Dum Di Dumm
4. Dead Man’s Pen
5. Amber
6. Sherrine!

Side B

7. Slurry Jamaica Rum Night
8. Barney’s Bathroom
9. Points
10. Quiet
11. Number Nine
12. Learn Yr Lesson

**Credits
Recorded at Furnace Studios, Bulgaria / Abbey Road, UK / Valley Studios, UK.
Engineered by Thomas Joseph / James Ewers / Ben Startup.
Produced by James Ewers.
Copyright Joe Parker, 2011. All rights reserved. All songs written by Joe Parker. Please email joe@lonelyjoeparker.com for all licensing / synch enquiries.

Musicians:

Vocals / guitar: Lonely Joe Parker
Drums / vocals: Dave Wade Brown
Guitar / vocals: David Miatt
Bass: Jimmy Hatherley
Trombone: Chris Alcock
Keys: Michael Anderson

Additional vocals: Emma Richardson, James Ewers, Jimmy Hatherley, Chris Alcock, Campbell Austin, Todd Higgs.
Additional bass: Joe Parker, James Ewers
Additional piano: Dave Wade-Brown
Balafon: Joe Parker

With thanks to: Sotones Music Co-op, Grant Dawson, Rysia Burmicz, Katy Ledger, Nathalie Robins, Jamie Jackson, Jimmy Shivers, Dan Parry, Ed Caruso, Daisy Bowman, Tom Sleeman.

Community! Fusion

Love fundraisers.* Next month we’re taking part in one that’s a little bit different.

Community Fusion is a new charity venture in Portsmouth, a youth volunteering programme that aims to match young people to community projects. The volunteers benefit from personal development, learning and CV-worthy experience, while important, local, community-centred projects are helped and supported by those young people in the immediate area.

It’s a great scheme and one of the first projects is the regeneration of the Hilsea Lido complex. This iconic open-air pool opened in 1935 and quickly became a loved landmark and even featured a miniature railway at one stage. At the end of the last century however, it fell into disrepair. Step in the Hilsea Lido For The People trust, who purchased a 99-year lease on the pool from Portsmouth Council. They’re slowly but surely reviving the lido’s fortunes, refurbishing it and creating a social and cultural nexus for the whole community.

To mark this new collaboration and raise funds, there’s going to be a big family-friendly party / BBQ on Sunday 14th August. I’ll be playing with the band, as well as Huw Olesker, Luke Ferre and Hannah O’Reilly. There will also be face-painting, magic and apparently, sun. That’s the Blue Lagoon, Hilsea Lido, London Road, Portsmouth, Hants, PO2 9RP (Map). Doors are from 1pm – 6pm and I have no idea when we’re on yet (plus it’s a big ole party) so get there early!

*Anyway, here’s a quick video of Stewart Lee talking about charity (go to about 3:00 if you have a terminally short attention span):

The 2011 Twitter 1-Take Challenge

I was having a bit of an argy on Twitter with @jimmyhatherley (Moneytree) and @punchdrunkpaper (Thomas Tantrum) below. Cue songwriting frenzy. One go at every part, none of it written first.

Yes it is A MASSIVE LAME GRUNGE RIPOFF with particular apologies to Evan Dando ‘(The) Door’ and Sleeper ‘Alice In Vain’. OK, Sleeper aren’t even grunge. But then neither are Japanese Voyeurs (none of them are even a bit ugly).. And I beat Dave, which was the aim.

Since the whole point of the exercise was to insult them in the most throwaway demonstration of instant songwriting possible, here’s the lyrics (also jammed out as they went down):

Jimmy’s got a job and he likes it

So he’s keeping dumb about / The bankers, the cantankerous ones

He serves, he smiles and they don’t care

About his politics, positions and / His ethics and his current affairs

Jackie’s got a girl and he likes her

Four fingers and a thumb / Playing on his bum all day long

He might just sit there and lay there

His hair is getting greasier / His thighs are getting stickier / Papers piling up all around

So what about me, Lonely?

.. Urm.

Coda: The Argument:

@lonelyjoeparker: squier tele + holy stain + roost head + 4x12 + chords from 'a lover sings' = many happy wasted hours @punchdrunkpaper #GEmCAm

@PunchdrunkPaper @LonelyJoeParker glad to see you're still setting challenges for yourself on the guitar there joe #imacunt

@lonelyjoeparker: @PunchdrunkPaper woteva bra. if you could only half 'play' with the 'feel' the way i 'vibe' dat 'ting' you'd give up die happy

@lonelyjoeparker: @PunchdrunkPaper #notthesizeofurtalentbutwhatudowivit #pwn

@PunchdrunkPaper: @LonelyJoeParker get "stuffed"

@jimmyhatherley: @lonelyjoeparker @punchdrunkpaper stop squabbling and write some songs!

@lonelyjoeparker: @jimmyhatherley @punchdrunkpaper i'll write you

@PunchdrunkPaper: @jimmyhatherley @lonelyjoeparker good plan. i'll try and post a demo up later today ;)

@lonelyjoeparker: @PunchdrunkPaper @jimmyhatherley BEAT YOU http://www.lonelyjoeparker.com/?p=773 http://bit.ly/qO9S1y

Did I mention I’m available to write for hire? Seriously now. Yes.

A bit down; recording in my pants (Evan Dando)

Joe recordingRecorded in my pants this morning into garageband. No interface – straight in. Sorry for quietness.

… First heard this song on the B-side to ‘Outdoor Type’, recorded live for a radio station in Milan. It’s a really underrated Dando one I think; one of those that just flows out of you when that black dog calls.

LOSING YOUR MIND (Evan Dando; ASCAP)
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What a comfort to find out you’re losing your mind / when you re-realise that it’s not the first time / burnt the beyond when you learned how to fly / just to learn later on that there isn’t a sky / there aren’t any clouds, and there aren’t any trees / and there aren’t any birds / and there’s no cinder caught in my eye / til I’ve tied a tired knot and tried to untie it / I can’t decide if I should lie / or tell the truth and try to hide it.