George Monbiot: Robot Wars II

George Monbiot recently raised the issue of automated online astroturf campaigns, in this article for the Guardian, repeated on Monbiot.com. For those that don’t know, this involves a special interest group recruiting a team to create and maintain multiple digital personas (Facebook accounts, etc). This army of virtual ghost warriors can then be used to create the impression of mass support (a.k.a. ‘grassroots’ support – geddit?) for a given cause or campaign.

Now, while this might be used for what you or I might term ‘good’ causes, the truth is that as always, those with more money and other resources (usually, the baddies) are more likely to exploit it. If ‘one person: one vote’ is the apex of democracy, then the possibility that faceless corporations or governments (or even NGOs) can use the methods of geniune campaigners to further their aims is distinctly chilling. Especially so when you consider the spread of slacktivism – the tendency for individuals’ political/social engagement to stretch no further than the online petition or the Facebook ‘like’ button..

But… a thought occurred, and I wrote to St. George. Here’s what I said:

Dear George,

read your article on astroturf campaigns with interest – had noticed it going on subliminally, but your article suggests it’s more widespread than I could possibly have imagined. A big problem, especially in the age of slacktivism…

How to deal with it? I had a quick idea, possibly seeded by Blade Runner (which I saw last night):

An online standard, or score, authenticating online personas as real people. Volunteers could specifically query individuals in what would amount to a Turing test; and/or some interaction algorithm could assess a persona’s authenticity. Of course in the latter case interested malign parties could easily (especially if the algorithm was open-source). Why would people participate? Because a

I wonder a) whether it’s worth doing, and b) if it would catch on.

I personally think that anonymity online is a bit of a curse – fine to protect political dissidents from reprisals, but an open door for abusive cowards. More and more of my generation (b:1981) place more faith in identifiable online personas, linked to either personal websites or managed through Disqus, etc.

And of course philosophically it’s an incredible moment if we’ve arrived at a point in history where a majority of human communication is online, but we can no longer even tell human from machine, let alone friend from foe!

Anyway from a quick straw poll of programming friends it seems an interesting idea to explore, so I’d love to know what you think.

Cheers,
Joe

Ideas, anyone?

Bury me at sea

I hate hot weather, being burnt generally and cremation in particular. So I’ve always wanted to be buried at sea since I heard about it: Bagged up in sailcloth, with some lead shot at my feet and the last stitch through my nose. The North Atlantic, ideally. But how to go about it? There’s a few bits and bobs online (and here), which Tom Cutler summarises:

If you want to bury a person off the English coast without incinerating them first, you should let them know when you register the death and… get hold of an Out of England form (Form 104) from the coroner. You must also apply to DEFRA for a free licence under… the Food and Environment Protection Act 1985. Include a doctor’s certificate with your application, confirming the body has no fever or infection (embalmed bodies may not be buried at sea.)

… burials are restricted to:

  • The Needles Spoil Ground, west of the Isle of Wight;
  • Somewhere off the Northumberland coast;
  • Somewhere near Newhaven.

You can arrange the burial through a funeral director, or you can do it all yourself. It’s common sense mainly: weight the coffin properly – not forgetting to drill a few holes – make sure the top won’t come off and get hold of a willing boatman… You also need to weight the corpse with chains and secure a metal tag around it in case the worst happens and the body has to be returned to you.

Cutler, T. (2006) 211 Things a Bright Boy Can Do. HarperCollins, London.

Clarity. Although for the full trad burial treatment, I’d have to be lobbed overboard in my hammock. Only I don’t own a hammock.

Been getting into the swing of planning the whole thing, in fact. The Anglican prayer book has a special bit for burials at sea, which I reckon would sound pretty awesome at the time:

UNTO Almighty God we commend the soul of our brother departed, and we commit his body to the deep; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection unto eternal life, through our Lord Jesus Christ; at whose coming in glorious majesty to judge the world, the sea shall give up her dead; and the corruptible bodies of those who sleep in him shall be changed, and made like unto his glorious body; according to the mighty working whereby he is able to subdue all things unto himself.

(1928 Book of Common Prayer)

… All of which has got me thinking about music. One way or another there’s going to be a massive party, too!


Firefox 4.0 autofill

Quick one: You know when you fill a web form in once and it remembers the settings for next time? You know how if you accidentally put your password in the ‘username’ box it means anyone using the computer can then see your password? Frapetastic..

Well, just found out that you can remove them in FF4 (probably others, not checked) by highlighting the offending entry when they pop up and pressing shift+delete.

Handy.